Life without them was so calm and unruffled. I never really missed them but all good things have to come to an end and surprise......surprise they came for a visit and only to my despair that too in the morning.
My mornings (in weekdays) are never calm as I am always in a rush to make it on time. Due to my short falling excuses of being late I was told that my conveyance to reach office will move at 8:20a.m with or without me. And believe me it is not that easy to reach office by public transport. But they (self invited guest), they would never understand this.
“I swear I woke up on time but there was this really really big cockroach near the washbasin which is near the entrance of my bathroom. So I got....” I rehearsed whether this time my excuse for being late sounded convincing enough to be pardoned. I knew even if it was aliens instead of cockroaches still I will be screwed. So I had no option but to get ready that too on time. I tried to make all kind of noises with my foot and throw things varying in sizes to scare him of... but it seems as if he was meditating or something. I looked at him closely no way I can not kill this beautiful or whatever(Please add some adjective yourself) creation of God just because I am big and it is small. It also has a right to live...Damn I don’t have the guts to hit this Big and really ugly pest!!! I gathered myself and as it was not moving at all I thought of brushing my teeth. But all in vain the thought of his moustache touching my feet was enough to call it quits. It didn’t took me long to realize that there is no other option but to bring the high jump classes that we were given in school in use and make it to the bathroom.
I locked the door and first thing I did was I looked all around the bathroom hoping that its family is not having a feast in my bathroom. Then I took the shortest shower of my life, again ran as fast as I could (sigh) and reach office almost on time just to realize that I forgot to brush my teeth.
Holy****
